If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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