Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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