You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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