PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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