piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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