i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It's rum buckets o'clock
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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