Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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