dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
soo... how was my night?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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