Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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