scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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