he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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