I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm gonna have a badass scar
can u get pink eye on your cock?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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