Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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