he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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