I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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