He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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