I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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