I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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