My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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