omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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