Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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