did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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