Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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