are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
