what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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