What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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