It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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