I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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