spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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