windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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