So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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