Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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