Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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