I wannas sexs uuuuu
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
