He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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