We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm really into asian looking animals
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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