This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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