You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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