dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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