508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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