My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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