who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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