1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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