We won't sleep together?
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
