I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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