I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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