But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
God, I missed his penis.
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