yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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