i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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