His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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